Your queen is dead, your king is too; they're not coming back for you

"Filmmaker Michael Moore supports Lisa's cause when she stages a revolt at Springfield Elementary School." Sigh. Michael Moore appears for all of ten seconds in "The President Wore Pearls," in what is a surprisingly inoffensive scene - and appearing uncharacteristically thin and clean-shaven. (I suppose the producers might have wanted their slobbery wet blown kiss to the jackass really obvious, as a setup for last week's episode.) Yet Zap2It, or whoever's copy they've subcontracted for in the listings, has practically elevated him to co-star status. Gaaah.